Film Review: <em>Hellboy</em>
Apr 16 2019

Film Review: Hellboy

By: David Vicari

For whatever reason, we have been denied a Guillermo del Toro directed Hellboy III. Instead, we get a charmless and infantile “reboot” starring a different actor in the title role instead of the incomparable Ron Perlman. 

Based on the Dark Horse Comics graphic novels by Mike Mignola, this new Hellboy opens with King Arthur (Mark Stanley) using his mighty sword Excalibur to chop up an evil sorceress known as The Blood Queen (Milla Jovovich). Arthur then has her body parts scattered throughout the world. Cut to modern day where it is now up to Hellboy (David Harbour of Stranger Things) – the red devil of a paranormal investigator – to destroy The Blood Queen before her disciples are able to put her back together. Once whole, she would have the power to release a deadly plague upon the world. 

This Hellboy is R-rated and gore filled, but so what? Digital splattering blood gets old very fast because it rarely looks convincing. 

Film Review: <em>Hellboy</em>

Some of the creature designs here look more like leftovers from Ghoulies (1985) rather than those cool designs del Toro cooked up for his movies. Remember that wonderful plant monster from Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)? 

The new film's screenplay, by Andrew Cosby, is so overly busy that it often renders the plot incoherent. Then there are the constant flashbacks. These flashbacks come so frequently that they come off as an unintended running joke.

I guess money was the factor when talented director Neil Marshall (Dog SoldiersThe Descent) said yes to this project. As for actor David Harbour, he seems to be giving it his all, but you just can't live up to Perlman in a role that he made iconic. 


* ½ out of four

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