Best of the Big Easy
Writers Picks
MUSIC
Best Local Radio Show for Insomniac Hipsters:
Late Night Swingin' Big Band Jazz of the 20s, 30s, and 40s with the Minister of Swing on WWOZ 90.7FM New Orleans airing Friday mornings at midnight (That's Thursday night to most people). It's not always big band, however. Sometimes it’s just Fats Waller with a pipe organ or Red McKenzie with a comb and a few friends. And it's not always swing, either. Sometimes the Minister goes be-bop (Charlie Ventura), Latin (Perez Prado), or even experimental (Raymond Scott) by hour three. With heavy doses of Ellington, Basie, Henderson, Dorsey (both of 'em), Miller, Goodman, Django, and Holiday, it is as entertaining a musical documentation of the three decades when jazz was the top-selling music in America – as you'll find between the hours of midnight and 3 am. And all of your hep cat friends in Serbia or wherever can tune in to the streaming Internet broadcast at WWOZ.ORG, where it airs during the daylight hours. –David Vicari
Best 2007 Local CD-Galactic From the Corner to the Block
The long awaited Galactic CD, From the Corner to the Block, was riveting to many music critics, leaving the guys to rise once again in musical status. Galactic achieved something that many have tried to do and failed. These guys combined hip hop with funky New Orleans-style rhythm and street beats, bringing it all together and creating an unbelievable masterpiece that can easily be played straight through. The guys recruited a bunch of local and national artists to participate on the CD, and truly made a statement within their art form. Although there are many local artists and foundations that came out with great CDs in 2007, these guys stand out the most for putting themselves on the line and deliberately changing their sound and the way people look at their music. Galactic has always been an instrumental band, and to rely so heavily on a variety of vocals, especially when touring their new album, was an obvious and conscious change. A very bold and daring choice for a band to make, and it keeps paying off with each listen. –Kevin McKee
Best Place to Get Schooled
In these modern times of the Virgin Megastores and Best Buys, purchasing music and movies has become a very impersonal task, which makes patrons a bit uncomfortable when stepping into one of these stores. When searching for just a bit of help in one of these freezer boxes, it is best to assume a 'via con dios' mentality. If you are so blessed to find a worker who will talk to you, most of the time, they will be clueless about the title that you are searching for and will reluctantly trek to the computer, as if it is a guillotine, to find it. Thankfully, at The Mushroom, God has obviously imparted a vast array of music and movie knowledge on these college-aged kids. Astonishingly, they can tell a customer how Earth, Wind and Fire's "September" came about and what kind of conditioner Verdine White uses to keep his hair so shiny. In addition, there is no need to worry about not finding that quirky song heard in your favorite independent flick. Chances are, they will know exactly what you are looking for, because they are a tad quirky themselves. In addition, outside of Morocco, The Mushroom carries the most concentrated incense cones and sticks that I have smelled anywhere. –Danyiell Oviedo
Best Music Equipment Store to Treat You Like a Friend
In this city especially, we know that musicians are temperamental souls that need to be lovingly swaddled in harmonious melodies. We also know that, as a whole, musicians are not the most financially flossy crew. Without the right musical gear, they are prone to tantrums, which may include uncontrollable sobbing, pounding on the floor, and/or kicking the air frenetically. Unlike many mega-music equipment stores, C&M Music Center will truthfully tell customers how to get the best bang for their buck. They will recommend the best brand of equipment, depending on the desired sound. This kind of knowledge can only come from those who understand this volatile bunch - other musicians. For instance, Floyd from the Gretna location, who is 1/6 of the funk/soul group The Space Heaters, will let you know if a less expensive drum kit will suffice. He even offered to go to my church, which was ravaged by Katrina, to let us know what sound equipment we needed or did not need, without charging a fee. This is not to say that Floyd visits churches and studios, but it shows what type of people C&M keep around. While not mentioning names, I have visited a couple of musical equipment stores, including G.C., and I have yet to come across a Floyd. –Danyiell Oviedo
FOOD
Best Blueberry Muffins: PJ’s, city-wide
Yes, we have La Boulangerie. We have plenty of La Madeleine’s. I openly acknowledge that there are a number of exceptional assorted bakeries throughout the city proper. However, I’m sticking to this one – the blueberry muffins at New Orleans-based franchise PJ’s is the absolute cat’s pajamas and an indescribable explosion of utter deliciousness in my mouth. Twice the size and twice as moist as most conventional blueberry muffins, these fresh-baked muffins are beyond compare. The tops are always buttery, sweet, and perfectly crisp around the edges, and the middles are decadently full of blueberries so juicy that every bite is infused with fresh flavor. It also helps that they can be easily accompanied by some of the best coffee in town, since (by the way …) PJ’s serves that, too. –Su-Jit Lin
Best Italian Steakhouse: Mr. John’s Ristorante, 2111 St. Charles Avenue, 679-7697
With recipes that are simultaneously authentic and original, created by Chef Christian Rossit of Venice, Italy, it is impossible to go wrong at this intimate restaurant. Though the menu has gone through a few metamorphoses due to a change in ownership, the quality of the cuisine remains the same – flawless. Hand-cut steaks sizzled in butter, thin-sliced veal, and thick-cut pork chops provide hearty fare, with perfectly al dente pastas in various made-from-scratch sauces rounding the selections out. The fried green tomatoes are even better than Jacques-imo’s (covered in crabmeat and drizzled with remoulade here), and their signature steaks and recipe demi-glaces give Ruth’s Chris a run for their money. Though a little pricey, this is a great special occasion or date-night destination as it is bound to impress. –Su-Jit Lin
Best Old-School Diner: Camellia Grill, 626 South Carrollton Ave.
In the wake of the hated and overused K-word, Camellia Grill’s windows sat depressingly dark for quite some time. That is, until well-wishers and loyal fans plastered the empty glass with messages begging for its return. Rejoice, all, for uptown’s most beloved breakfast spot and old-fashioned diner is back and doing just fine! The counter-only seating is never empty at any hour, since their amazing breakfasts are available from open to close. The prices are still low and the lines are still long; you can still take the St. Charles streetcar there, and the waiting rules still apply. In a restaurant so steeped in tradition and old-fashionedness, it’s good to know that even after a long hiatus, there are some things that will never change. Congratulations on being back for a whole year already, and may there be many more! –Su-Jit Lin
Best Guilt-Free Dessert: You-Gurt, 7638 Maple St., 304-8432
Rich, exceptional desserts are easy to find all over town. For instance, Mat and Naddie’s serves up a mean crème brulee, pralines from Southern Candymakers are always amazing, bread pudding anywhere in the 504 is a good bet, and Mr. John’s has a tiramisu to die for. However, for the calorie- or health-conscious, the after-dinner sweet tooth is hard to satisfy. Well, no longer! You-Gurt offers a whopping 13 varieties of non-fat and one low-fat frozen yogurt, with flavors from your classic chocolate and vanilla to mint chocolate, green tea, cheesecake, and cookies and cream. The self-serve soft-serve shop charges you only for as much as you put in your cup, billing you by weight, including low-fat toppings and fresh fruit. With live and active cultures in every delicious low-cal bite, you can do something good for your body while spoiling yourself on dessert. –Su-Jit Lin
Best “Real” Asian Cuisine: Pho Tau Bay, 113 Westbank Expy # C
Gretna, 368-9846
In a city with Chinese restaurants owned by the Vietnamese, Japanese restaurants owned by the Chinese, and actual Vietnamese restaurants few and far between (ironic in light of demographic statistics), it’s refreshing to come across a restaurant whose owners specialize only in what they know (Nine Roses is excluded for just that reason …). Pho Tau Bay, located on the West Bank just a couple of exits off the bridge, serves up a huge menu of fresh, generously portioned Vietnamese comfort food. Overstuffed rice paper spring rolls and steaming, oversized bowls of soup with fresh veggies are choices you can’t go wrong with, and the vermicelli noodle bowls, topped with crispy garlic and served with sweet fish sauce, is a warm weather delight. However, even this restaurant can’t escape the influence of New Orleans and deviates from authenticity in their tasty Vietnamese po-boys and fried egg rolls with a hint of crawfish. –Su-Jit Lin
Best Japanese Buffet: Oki Nago, 2712 Arnoult Rd, Metairie, 780-8588
Most of us are familiar with the concept of a Chinese buffet, or an Asian buffet (otherwise known as a Chinese buffet with a sushi bar). Oki Nago deviates from this norm in many ways: for one, they are strictly Japanese, for the most part. Another way they differ from the usual standard is that the food selection is presented along a huge counter that wraps around multiple walls, rather than in unattended tables. From the varied selection, traditional favorites like miso soup, chicken, beef, and salmon teriyaki are easily found on the huge buffet stand, as are shumai, gyoza, and katsu. The sushi and sashimi display plays the most prominent role, with an assortment of delicacies taking up an entire counter unit of the buffet. Sushi chefs stand behind this counter at the ready for any request you can throw at them. The hibachi station is also a must-try, with a good assortment of meats and vegetables destined for their delicious fresh garlic sauce. For around $16 a head on a weekend night, it cannot be beat for value and taste. –Su-Jit Lin
Best place to hear the train roll by: Dante’s Kitchen (736 Dante Street, 861-3121)
Where else can you eat a delicious meal at a Creole cottage patio across from the levy, listening to the hum of a slow freight train roll by the Mississippi? While some people might consider the train an interruption to dinner chatters, if you’re lucky enough to be at Dante’s when one goes by, you’ll understand why the babble can wait while you let your taste buds take over your senses and let the train roll on. –Megan Conway
Best Cheese Plate: The Delachaise (3442 St. Charles Avenue, 895-0858)
Funky, earthy, nutty, stinky, creamy: these are just some of the helpful adjectives The Delachaise uses in their menu of over 20 gourmet cheeses. Never again do cheese lovers have to take a chance with a cheese plate with some nasty funk you want to spit right out. Pick two, three or four of your choice cheeses to be served with bread, sugary walnuts and slices of Granny Smith apple. And don’t forget the wine—The Delachaise has a suitably large wine list to complement any cheese. The Wine Loft’s baked brie plate is a close second for me, but nothing compares to the guaranteed satisfaction of being able to choose your dream combination of cheese, cheese, and more cheese. –Megan Conway
Best Cajun Restaurant- Michaul’s Live Music Restaurant
When you have a craving for delicious authentic Louisiana food and want to have a fun time with family, friends, or even business guests from out of town, head on over to Michaul’s Live Music Restaurant, 840 St. Charles Avenue. Michaul’s is finally back after Hurricane Katrina, serving up some of their famous dishes every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night right off the historic St. Charles Avenue streetcar line. Along with great food and libations, Michaul’s has live New Orleans party music and even dance lessons. Also, Michaul’s has one of the best party spaces in town, “The Le Bon Temp Room,” where you’ll find trees, alligators, pirogues, and the heart of the bayou. Last April, the Young Professional Society held their April social in that room and surprised everyone by its enormous size and stunning N’Awlins decor. Michaul’s is also one of the best places to view a Mardi Gras parade, since you have clean bathrooms, grandstands, and an all-you-can drink and eat buffet, which is outstanding. Be sure to try their delicious Seafood Gumbo and save room for Michele’s famous Bread Pudding or frozen praline dessert. –Kevin McKee
Best Place to Spot the Who's Who Crowd at Midday
Everyone in the Greater New Orleans area knows, without a doubt, where to find the best oysters in town - Drago's Seafood Restaurant. Tommy Cvitanovich, son of Drago’s owner, continues his father's tradition of purchasing the freshest and most plump oysters from Plaquemines Parish. The natural size and taste of these bivalved mollusks are perfect for charbroiling, which has become the most popular way to prepare them at Drago's. In fact, the phrase "Drago's Famous Charbroiled Oysters" is a part of the restaurant's logo. However, I have found that this family-owned business is also known for spotting local celebrities and politicians. On different occasions, I have seen a WWLTV anchor and Orleans Parish Criminal Sheriff Marlin Gusman. During one visit, St. Tammany Parish Sheriff Jack Strain unexpectedly held the door open for me with, surprisingly, no mention of "dreadlocks" or "chee wee hairstyle[s]". Around the time of one Super Bowl, I even thought that I saw Joe Cahn, the unofficial Commissioner of Tailgating. So, to be safe, it is best not to misbehave nor have any warrants when dining at Drago's because you are bound to run into someone that can arrest you and put it on the television. –Danyiell Oviedo
Best Place for a late breakfast and a coffee while recovering from last night: Coffea Coffeehouse Gallery (3218 Dauphine Street)
Too many drinks last night … maybe you saw the sunrise? Is it really afternoon now? The best place to get an amazing breakfast is Bywaters favorite, Coffea. Their breakfast biscuits (the meat version or the veggie version) are sure to clear up the headache and keep you full until the world stops spinning. The funky little joint may have a line and sometimes a long wait, but it is well worth it. The people-watching is fantastic, the menu fabulous, the food out of this world, and the cook one of a kind! –Rebecca Brych
Café Amelie
I have often said that cardboard can be delectable with proper ambience. But at Café Amelie you will feast not only on fine food, some edging towards excellent, but your eyes will feast upon one of the loveliest courtyards in the French Quarter. At 912 Royal Street, a sprawling court filled with greenery and flowers, fountain, spaciously placed dining tables and candle-lit evenings greets you. The backdrop of this green space is an 1830’s two-story brick building, which houses the kitchen and a beautifully appointed dining room. This place is everything I love about the Quarter and more. As a vegetarian, I am treated as if I truly have taste buds. Chef Jerry Mixon is just as creative with his fresh seasonal vegetables as he is with the meats and fresh seafood. But again, for me it’s the ambience of being surrounded with a bit of elegance and still dress in jeans. Our dogs are even allowed to dine with us al fresco. And for those evenings when dinner awaits me at home, I can indulge myself with a glass of wine there first and just decompress. –Debbie Lindsey
Best Place in the Quarter to Listen to Heavy Metal and Eat Burgers:
Yo Mama's, 727 St. Peter St.,
Yo Mama's features inexpensive, huge, handmade hamburgers. Yo Mama's offers one dozen original hamburger creations ranging from ordinary to extravagant, and springtime means Chad will boil crawfish for lunch. The return of their own hot sauce distillery is to be celebrated, and weary tourists often make their way here, one of the few restaurants in the Quarter that does not feature New Orleans delicacies. Bartender/server/waitress/dominatrix/relationship counselor/part-time politico Erica will make the kitchen staff behave and keep customers entertained. –Greg Duhe
Best Quintessential NOLA Neighborhood Restaurant:
Jack Dempsey's 738 Poland Ave.
Jack Dempsey's, the essence of New Orleans's seafood restaurants, lies quietly tucked away in the Bywater. Famous for fried seafood, they’ve developed a loyal customer base crafted through years of great food served by local waitresses. Jack Dempsey's serves only tremendous platters of food – whether or not you actually order a seafood platter. The portion of food that they serve is legendary, and not to be undertaken without caution. It’s also one of the few restaurants that serve fried redfish year round. The shotgun double converted into a restaurant across from the navy base seems nondescript, but inside lies hidden treasures of seafood and a heaping helping of Southern fried hospitality. –Greg Duhe
Best New Spots to Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth:
La Divina Gelateria and Sucre New Orleans
Magazine St.
These two gelato shops are a stone’s throw away from each other on Magazine St., and once you have sampled from both, the question of which is better becomes unanswerable. La Divina uses local milk, cream, eggs, and fruit from the Crescent City Farmer’s Market to create the freshest gelato available. Their rich dulce de leche gelato supposedly takes an entire day to make, and the pride of craftsmanship is evident in every luscious bite. In contrast, Sucre’s main focus seems to be on creating a chic ambiance to enhance the sweet aroma and flavors found within. Designed by renowned New Orleans architect Ledbetter Fullerton and spearheaded by local restaurateur Joel Dondis, Sucre is not just a gelato shop but also a boutique for artisan sweets, with a breathtaking presentation that overwhelms you when you step in the door. Sucre sells an array of delightful pastries, handmade chocolates, and espresso. If you just can’t get enough in the store, visit the online shop for delivery anywhere in the country. –Jordan Shay
Best Restaurant to Bring People from Out-of-Town: Grand Isle
575 Convention Center Blvd.
Don’t be fooled by Grand Isle’s tourist-friendly location on Convention Center Blvd. in the Fulton St. Mall – it is simply a fabulous restaurant with sumptuous Louisiana cuisine. Since opening last May, Grande Isle has rapidly built a reputation as one of the best new restaurants around. Owned by the Louisiana Restaurant Association’s 2006 Restaurateur of the Year, Joel Dondis, who also owns Uptown sweet spot Sucre, Grande Isle lives up to its credentials by focusing on the freshest seafood, classically prepared in an impeccably renovated building. The casual fine dining atmosphere is stunning but surprisingly down to earth and unpretentious, and an extensive wine
list, cold beer and impressive cocktails all add to the experience. –Jordan Shay
The Best New Grocery Store: Rouses Supermarket
Since acquiring the Sav-A-Center and some A&P stores, Rouses has provided New Orleanians with produce that usually isn't rotten, clean stores, and amazing prepared food, all at a reasonable price. Rouses proves that grocery store employees can actually be nice and that you don't need a purchase card to save money. Headquartered in Thibodaux along Bayou Lafourche, Rouses offers some of the most authentic Cajun specialty foods in the city, including boiled seafood and their delicious brand sausages and meats. The grocery store is also committed to buying local, and features a wide variety of Louisiana products. Rouses is now the largest independent grocer in the state. Not since Schwegmann's has a regional grocer played such a prominent role in the market. Let's hope Rouses doesn't meet the same fate. –Brent Badeaux
The Best Place to Observe Bobos in Their "Natural" Habitat:
Whole Foods Market
There is no other place on earth where one can spend $80 on an onion, eggs, milk, bread, cheese, and a 16-ounce plastic bottle of juice, and feel as though you’ve done something great, quite like Whole Foods Market. The store prides itself on its commitment to organic and otherwise really expensive "natural" products, making it the perfect place to observe Bobos (bourgeois Bohemians, or perhaps, fauxhemians) in their own world. David Brooks describes this new upper class as the marriage of the idealism of the 60s and the self-interest of the 80s. They pay for "ethically" slaughtered beef with platinum credit cards unsheathed from leather wallets plucked out of Louis Vitton purses, without irony. WFM is an aquarium filled with bobos in their own little paradises of anti-depressants and Echinacea, nibbling on samples of tofu and organic smoked Gouda, before hopping into their German cars, SUVs, or better yet, German SUVs, and careening out of the parking lot. –By Brent Badeaux
Best Chinese Delivery Uptown:
Hot Wok
Located in a recently contested commercial zone on the corner of Louisiana and Magazine, Hot Wok has given the possibility of good Chinese food in New Orleans a shot in the arm. Once forced to order August Moon’s Chinese food (their Vietnamese food, however, is excellent), Uptowners now have another option. Hot Wok is not only fast and cheap, but in a surprising twist of fate, actually good. Lunch specials range in price from $4.75 to $5.30 and combination plates from $6.45 to $7.45. Stand out menu items include fried crabmeat cheese wonton, sesame chicken, chicken with garlic sauce, and pork fried rice. They are open 7 days a week and are delivery or take-out only. I love you, Hot Wok! You had me at egg roll. –Brent Badeaux
Bar/Nightlife
Best Dog-Friendly Bar: Bridge Lounge, 1200 Magazine Street, 299-1888
Don’t feel guilty about going out – just take your dog with you! At the chic and elegant Bridge Lounge, friendly pets are welcome and their portraits are featured on the candle-lit walls. Enjoy a refreshing mojito or martini at the multi-level stone bar, or accompany your dog to one of the many water dishes on the main floor. The fact that the drinks are reasonably priced go further to prove that this hidden gem is well worth the trip to the outskirts of the Warehouse District. Even on the packed weekends, drink service and quality remain high, and the good-natured bartenders keep their smiles on effortlessly. –Su-Jit Lin
Best Non-Profit Party Theme of 2007: Bravo’s Moulin Rouge
Republic NO was magically transformed into the famous Moulin Rouge of Paris, with the décor by Tony Leggio of Mardi Gras Productions wowing the crowd (as always) with an Eiffel Tower, lights, boas, and a heart shaped Moulin Rouge archway. Guests were greeted at the door by event ringmaster Becky Allen while the actual Moulin Rouge movie ran in the background. Many female patrons showed up in sexy risqué lingerie style attire while most men opted for a black tux or suit. Harvey Jesus and Fire played, while the Fleur de Tease Burlesque Revue performed the famous “Can-Can” dance, swung from the trapeze hoop hanging from the ceiling, and twirled fire. Mimes and magic were scattered throughout to entertain guests while they feasted on savory delights like a delicious chocolate fountain full of goodies for dipping, and lots of champagne. Bravo had some incredible silent auctions happening throughout the evening and a wild live auction that had Helena Moreno, Roop Raj, and the lovely Cheryl Mintz up on stage driving patron bids even higher. It was quite a party at the unforgettable Moulin Rouge that evening. –Kevin McKee
Best Pool Hall in Metairie to Watch American Idol: Buffalo's Billiards 3624 Airline Hwy
Buffalo's Billiards, located on scenic Airline Highway near Causeway, serves cold beer and hot stick. Buffalo's features seventeen big and three small pool tables, poker machines, billiard supplies, and professional mixologists. Serious pool players can find action here 24 hours a day, and regular patrons agree that the luscious Lisa Locklips expertly manages the bar and pool room while watching American Idol. Please remember not to interrupt Lisa with drink orders until an American Idol commercial break or risk bodily harm. Also, be aware that Lisa is always very protective of her pawpaw AJ. –Greg Duhe
Best place to have a transcendent New Orleans experience: Maple Leaf Bar 8316 Oak Street, 866-9359
It’s hard to say what makes Maple Leaf the quintessential New Orleans club: the chipping paint and shotgun shape, the flowing Abita, the back patio where anything goes, Jacques-imos next door or Frenchy across the street. Without a doubt, though, Maple Leaf is a guaranteed good time because of the music. When I moved to New Orleans four years ago, I saw the Johnny Vidacovich Trio with George Porter, Jr. on my first visit to the Maple Leaf. It was only a couple weeks after I came to the city, and that night put the funk in my bones; I felt a total connection with the city that was appropriately founded in the thump of George’s bass line, the buzz of a few beers and good company, and the feeling that I would never be the same. The Maple Leaf is, for me, my transcendental house of worship. –Megan Conway
Best Drinking Event~ Tales of the Cocktail (July 16-20, 2008)
Once again, the Best Drinking Event in New Orleans is Tales of the Cocktail, which will be going down July 16-20, 2008 at the historic Monteleone Hotel in the French Quarter. If you ever wanted to learn about the art of the cocktail, how to make the perfect cocktail, or just enjoy drinking, this will be the event for you. More events can be found at www.talesofthecocktail.com. In its sixth year, the 2008 Tales of the Cocktail event includes the First International Symposium of Cocktail Shaker Collectors, Spirited Dinners, Bar Chef Challenge, Cocktail Hour with book signings and tastings, the Spirit Awards, and a variety of seminars and demonstrations. After attending this fabulous event, you’ll never look at a drink the same again; your friends will perceive you as a cocktail snob, and you’ll finally know who the best local cocktail bartenders are in New Orleans. –Kevin McKee
Best Place to See Great Costumes: Frenchman Street
We all know the Quarter is a unique scene during Mardi Gras and Halloween, but Frenchman takes the cake when it comes to costumes and crazy people. There is no street like Frenchman, the bars are packed and the street is at a pedestrian standstill. There are more naked ladies than a strip club, more single guys actually looking at those girls and more music in just four blocks then some small countries. Frenchman rocks on a Tuesday, but put a holiday on the calendar like Halloween, and out comes the true spirit of the local scene. –Rebecca Brych
Best Overlooked Bar for Dinner and Drinks on a Saturday Night: Elizabeth’s, 601 Gallier St.
It’s a local joint with a local feel. With some of the best food in the Bywater, Elizabeth’s is a weekend favorite. Stuffed mirliton, shrimp po-boys, beer-B-Q shrimp, whatever your stomach desires – they are sure to have something that will make you smile. If the food doesn’t do it, the locals there will. Although there is often a large, regular contingent from Pauline St., there are also quieter, better-behaved patrons as well. The bartender usually does a decent job of making his patrons happy and coming back for another Abita or red wine. –Rebecca Brych
Best Bar - Inside of a Health Club: Vaughan’s Pub (222 N. Rampart)
Yes, you read that right; there is a bar inside of a health club. The New Orleans Athletic Club is home to Vaughan’s Pub and all of the characters that come with it. Vaughn’s is a place where the bartenders still know how to make an Old Fashioned and know their regular’s favorite drinks. If you want something non-alcoholic after your workout, just ask for a smoothie, but if it is a Friday evening, there is no better place to enjoy something stronger. –Rebecca Brych
Best Place for Big Drinks, Big Burgers and Big Jazz Artists: Snug Harbor (626 Frenchman)
Whether you are looking for a Monsoon and a big buzz or the best burger in New Orleans, Snug is the place to go. After you have your drink in hand and a full stomach, it is a toss up whether to enjoy a show from a big name such as Ellis Marsalis or the young but talented T. Monk Institute Ensemble, or just chill at the bar and listen to the jazz in the background. Snug is one of the few places that locals enjoy just as much, maybe even more, than tourists. –Rebecca Brych
Best Neighborhood Bar: The Milan Lounge
This tiny bar tucked away near the corner of Milan and Prytania is a great spot to play darts or just drown your sorrow. Although small, The Milan Lounge always seems to have enough room for you and your friends. Just ring the buzzer under the jester sign and leave your troubles at the door. It features some of the nicest bartenders in the city and low beer and drink prices. It has an open-minded clientele who are friendly and low on drama. There aren’t annoying stinking drunkards falling out and yelling about God-knows-what. If that’s you or your idea of a good time, this is not the bar you’re looking for. Ms. Mae’s is just a stone’s throw-up away. –Brent Badeaux
Best French Quarter Cheers
A good bar is so much more than a cold drink. Bars are meeting grounds for making and nurturing friendships. If I were to search the genealogy of my New Orleans friendships, almost all can be traced to a funky little bar, The Fatted Calf (long gone), where I made my second friend, Susan Maxwell, upon moving here 20 years ago. My first friend, of course was the bartender, Mike. A drink after work meant so much more than the glass you held in your hand – it often meant a new friendship. During our hiatus from the city during its drip and dry period, I think I missed my bars more than my home. And Lord knows I pined for my bartenders. I believe that one of the reasons we returned to New Orleans, rather that make San Francisco our new home, was because the bars just lacked the warmth, humor and camaraderie that one finds here in abundance. I would like to thank my bartenders J (Molly’s), Jeffery, Amy, Lhsa (May Baily’s), Scott, Katie (FahY’s), and Cl`ire (Claire’s) for dispensing libations, laughter, and love. And while he is not a bartender, Joe actually was my first friendship and he does sell a mean PBR at Joe’s F Q Wine Cellar, 700 Dauphine (check out the 3 for $10 bottles of wine). –Debbie Lindsey
Best Burlesque Review: Fleur de Tease
Many have tried, but all have failed to compare with New Orleans' own Fleur de Tease Burlesque Revue. Part business, part entertainment, a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll, mixed with humor and professional dance describes this Quixotic burlesque troupe. No Fleur de Tease burlesque show is complete without a magic show and their emcee that resembles Oil Can Harry from Mighty Mouse cartoons. These ladies go all-out to entertain their loyal fans and newcomers, too, with fire breathing, booby wielding, flame throwing divas, sensual acrobatics, titillating trapeze, pulsating pelvic thrusts, and bare-breasted ballet. –Greg Duhe
Coldest Beer in Town: Bud Rip's. 900 Piety St.,
Nestled deep in the Bywater, the famous Bud Rip's bar proudly serves the coldest beer in town in one of the most unique neighborhoods in New Orleans. The walls are adorned with photographs of famous New Orleanians and celebrities. Turn-of-the-century architecture sets Bud Rip’s apart from other bars. You don’t want to miss LSU or Saints gamds televised at Bud Rip’s – the atmosphere is electric. Be sure to ask Turtle for the old picture and about the bar’s century of history. Make every effort to visit this charming establishment and do not miss the family feud between Gusto and his Uncle Pal. –Greg Duhe
Best Damn Hookah Bar, Period: Attiki Bar and Grill, 230 Decatur St.
Here is the perfect opportunity to immerse yourself in Mediterranean culture. Imagine flavored hookahs, delicious Mediterranean food prepared to order, authentic Mediterranean music, and professional belly dancers – all located in the French Quarter. Big screen TVs adorn the walls that turn Attiki into a sports bar during football season. Many hours after Bourbon St. shutters its doors, Attiki remains open into the early morning hours for the perfect SIN night or late night early/morning spot for coffee, desserts, and dinner. Make sure to visit on Saturday Night for Rami's dance lessons with the belly dancers and his lunchtime political lectures. Attiki is also the official Rami for president campaign headquarters. –Greg Duhe
SHOPPING
Best Place for Browsing Vintage: RetroActive, 5414 Magazine St., 895-5054
This boutique is crammed with vintage clothes and accessories that make it one of the most fun places just to stop in and browse. Even if used clothing isn’t your thing, you’re sure to find a one-of-a-kind piece of jewelry or a snakeskin purse from the 50s that you’ll use forever. In all its musty wonder, the shop is perfect if you’re looking for something a little different. Because it’s a little pricey, I go to gawk or to just buy one piece. And I must admit, RetroActive’s beauty is in the gawking. Browse and learn. –Megan Conway
THEATER/ARTS
The Best Movie Theater to See Independent and Foreign Films:
Landmark Canal Place Cinema, located on the third floor of The Shops at Canal Place (333 Canal St. #327), is the theater to see those little hard-to-find films. On occasion they will carry a mainstream blockbuster as well. The theater has four nice-sized screens, plus a quality sound system. And don’t get me started on the snack bar. Sure, they carry the usual – Milk Duds, Dots, Junior Mints – but what other theater carries legendary Swiss chocolates like Lindt and Toblerone bars? Then there is the Zebra Corn – caramel popcorn with drizzles of white and dark chocolate mixed in. Wash it all down with the Calypso Mango iced tea. –David Vicari
Best Place to Escape the Heat: The Prytania Theatre, 5339 Prytania St.,
They may not be playing the biggest blockbuster or have the largest selection, but this mom and pop movie theatre Uptown always has the AC cranked high. Even if it didn’t, the antiquated “Let’s All Go to the Lobby” cartoon, played after the previews and before the feature, alone would be worth the trip. The Prytania has been in operation in the same location since 1915 and is the last single-screen theatre in Louisiana. In addition to recent renovations to update the seating and improve the sound system, the theatre has the cheapest tickets and the friendliest management in town. What would Ignatius J. Reilly have done without the Prytania Theatre? We’ll never know – we should just be thankful it’s still here. –Jordan Shay
Best Place to Celebrate Art and Culture: New Orleans Museum of Art
City Park
City Park’s 90-year old museum, NOMA, houses an impressive permanent collection of art that continues to grow, from American and French paintings, glass, and photography, to African and Japanese works. The current exhibition (through June 8th) is an extensive collection of George Rodrigue’s paintings, covering the entire scope of his career from the dark early Cajun paintings to the famous contemporary, pop art Blue Dog. Strolling through the permanent collection, you are likely to stumble upon a work or two by the masters of the School of Paris. In fact, the museum’s 40,000 objects comprising the permanent collection are valued in excess of $200 million. The building is full of uncommon gems that will surprise you around every corner. Surprises continue to abound outside in the sculpture garden, one of the most distinguished outdoor sculpture displays of its kind in the country, impeccably landscaped and designed for leisurely contemplation under the grand oaks of City Park. –Jordan Shay
Best Artist and Best Gallery:
Terrance Osborne
When Nike searched the Crescent City for an artist to create a theme for their store on the corner of Carrollton and Tulane, all arrows pointed towards Terrance Osborne. His paintings, which are as vibrant as the city itself, will represent the unique New Orleans store.
Words are hardly necessary to explain why Terrance was selected for the project, because his artwork speaks for itself. Brilliant colors flow across the canvas to capture what he describes as “tangible emotion.” The shades and hues stroked into each painting are just as significant as the subject. He reveals that “the environment is an avenue to use my color,” adding that he has “always loved color.”
Known for his paintings of the Rebirth Brass Band and historic homes saturated with Katrina symbolism, New Orleans has evidently influenced his style as an artist. In fact, growing up in a rustic neighborhood is one of the reasons he began painting houses. It is also the kindness and compassion often found in our close-knit culture that strikes him as inspiring. “It’s the people…we all have a connection.”
Terrance has an innate ability to reach his audience through his captivating artwork. He believes, “There’s a point when I’m working that the painting is so beautiful to me, that I see it entirely. I try my hardest to convey that to my viewer.” The artist easily accomplishes this through a combination of articulate details and intense colors. Terrance truly sums it up best when he says, “When art speaks to your spirit, words are of no use.” –Suzanne Pfefferle
Best Art Event: Artwalk
Saturday nights in New Orleans are often synonymous with the usual bar and club scenes. But if you want to squeeze in some art appreciation instead (or before), then the galleries of Julia Street is where to go.
On the first Saturday of each month, the New Orleans Arts District holds its anticipated Artwalks. Just as the hot summer sun goes down, from 6 to 9 pm, participating galleries will open their doors and invite art lovers inside.
Guests are welcome to sip on wine and snack on appetizers while they observe the interesting pieces on display. Even of you don’t have an eye for art, it’s a great chance to mingle with friends and possibly meet the artist.
Several blocks of the street are dedicated to the stroll. Each gallery, from beginning to end, has something unique to offer. Just don’t forget to wear comfortable shoes so that you can walk from one gallery to the next, because each intriguing exhibit is worth the stop. –Suzanne Pfefferle
MISCELLANEOUS
Best of Big Easy: Free Press
Take our local free press (please)! ‘Ya gotta love ‘em’, as they say. No matter what your bent is, there’s a publication, free for the taking, to be had. That is unless you are a person of a sixth world ethnicity, political weirdly oriented, sexual persuasion/perversion performer, restricted diet militant, fugue music loving goon from Nowheres-ville. And would I be worth my brown-nosing salt if I didn’t mention Where Y’At? Not on your tintype. The only thing that we lack is an advice column and a horoscope section (okay, maybe a Sudoku or whatever that is) and we’d be up there with, oh, I don’t know, The New York Times!
Well seriously, now that I’ve got my tongue out of my cheek, don’t you ritualistically pick up Gambit, Ambush, The Levee, Spiritual Awakenings, Saint Charles, Off Beat and/or Where Y’At every frigging time that you see one lying around? Of course you do! “Why, Madge, you’re soaking in it now!”
I don’t know if you’ve noticed it, but, this is not that big of a town. And if I were a betting man, I’d give you eight to five that we’ve got more free rags than Timbuktu! –Phil LaMancusa
Best Mistaking Flippancy for Charm: Mayor C. Ray Nagin
The Honorable, Vagina-Friendly, Cold-Cocking, @!$%ing C. Ray Nagin, Mayor of Chocolate City, admonishes “knuckleheads” when referring to murderers, threatens media figures for studying his schedule, all the while assuming that his erratic and irresponsible public comments belie some sort of beguiling charm that serves as a positive laissez faire PR for our city. Doesn’t he have some sort of staffer that can advise him that it is not so? Perhaps whoever it is swamped with damage control…
–Ryan Mayer
Best of Big Easy: Local Representation
Okay, you’ve got to hand it to us. As an American microcosm, The Big Easy has all the respect for its elected officials as a Mexican street urchin has for a piñata at Christmas time. In fact government bashing has been brought to a new level by much of my constituents and fellow residents; especially us veterans of the “Thing.” Stand in any line, sit in any waiting room, ride any public conveyance and start a conversation with “how about that City Hall?”
No, it’s not our sports teams, our bi-polar weather systems, our food culture or even our fashion challenged news reporters; if you want to start a group discussion with strangers, just ask “anyone heard from the mayor?” or “what’s up with the city council/school board/water or traffic departments”.
There is no antidote for the poisons that we’ve been carrying in our hearts and our minds as to how every day one form of government or another has let us down with absolutely no shame whatsoever.
New New Orleanians have zero faith in our leaders … and for good reason. Obviously, no one in our local so-called organized government (don’t get us started on State or Federal) gives a flip about us. We might have to suck it up, but we sure as hell can and do complain bitterly. Good for us! –Phil LaMancusa
Best of the Big Easy: The Levee
What I really love, for sure, is our levees. Unless you live on a major American waterway, you probably believe that a levee is something in a blues song used as a form of the word leverage. Growing up in the North, I didn’t know what one was and never had the word in my vocabulary until I moved here. Now the word ‘levee’ is much more than a physical barrier that keeps us all from breathing our oxygen mixed with two parts hydrogen.
NOW the word levee is no longer just this mound of dirt/flimsy jut of steel; it’s part of a sentence- a walk, a kiss, something to take the dog for a run on- for starters. A sunrise, a sit-down, or just simply ‘going up to…’ I don’t usually picnic, nap or try to hail a taxi from up there, but, muse, play, or play music for that matter cogitates real fine. A trip to the levee is always a good way to observe and meditate on the vagaries of human existence and life in general. To be aware that the river rises and falls with regularity influenced by its travels, travails and inflections as before time immemorial at hundreds of thousands of gallons per second, or the speed of thought. –Phil LaMancusa
Best of the Big Easy: Uncle Louie
How about this for a candidate on the subject of the Best of The Big Easy? – Uncle Louie. I feel sorry for you folks that don’t live or work in the French Quarter. You’re missing one of God’s own displays of children that refuse to grow up. You’re missing the spectacle of Peter’s Lost Boys, of the coming to town by the gypsies, troubadours, fortune tellers, mimes, magicians, charlatans, and tricksters that we as residents enjoy every day in some form/degree or another.
Then again, you don’t have to contend with the hustles, muggings, public displays of body fluids, drug deals and drunks in doorways like we do. Your chained bicycle is not up for grabs like ours are. I consider it a wash.
However, in the realm of the Master Thespian is the artist known as Uncle Louie. In the comings and goings of life, “he stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine.” Impeccably and completely in white (except for an American flag hat), he is frozen, mid-stride, in too many locations to map unless you know his routine. His faithful cigar-smoking pup (leashed, of course) attends and he’s poetry in loco-non-motion. And “if you don’t know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout… you better ass somebody!” –Phil LaMancusa
Best Mass Transit: St. Charles Ave. Streetcar
Of the many forms of mass transit that crisscross New Orleans, by far the best in my estimation is the St. Charles Avenue streetcar line. Why endure the noxious fumes of a diesel-engined bus when you can tool along in a clean-running electric streetcar that doesn't pollute the atmosphere? But, you say, the bus is air-conditioned! Well, then, just let down the window as you sit in your reversible, hardwood seat in the vintage streetcar, and let the breeze rush through your hair and cool you down as you whiz along at what your great-great-grandmother would have undoubtedly referred to as the breakneck speed of twenty miles per hour. Gaze at the stately mansions that make up what WYES calls one of America's finest open-air architectural museums and see how the quality live. Then wend your way around Lee Circle under the watchful eye of the General himself, cut over to Carondelet for your trip through the CBD, and get off at Canal right by the French Quarter. It only costs $1.25, which is a real bargain if you ask me, since you won't be paying that extra $10.00 for parking. –Dan Nelson
Best of the Big Easy: Courtesy- “How’s your Mama and ‘em?”
Never attempt a walk down Royal Street with a full bladder. Don’t think for a minute that a seemingly short stroll the length of the Quarter will be smooth sailing. There will be obstacles, roadblocks, and speed bumps at every corner and they come in the form of “everyone that knows ya”. Only here can a person possessing a modicum of friendliness or whose animation rises above the state of rigor mortis suddenly become the winning contestant in the Miss (or Mr.) Congeniality Contest.
When family or friends from out-of-town come to visit I let them just assume that the friendly nature of my people here is all about me! “You know everyone” my sister said the first time she came here. Well, yes and no. If she wants to think that little sister is living large in the big city that is just fine with me. But the folks here are loud, extroverted, friendly and even when not so happy they are still quick to give ya a nod and call your name. Heck, folks here in the Quarter will talk to a stump. There is a democracy of manners here, and while it may be superficial, it’s damned pleasant. –Debbie Lindsey
Weather, My Second Skin
I love our weather. Yes, even with the hideous humidity and hellish heat of summer nipping at my heat rash irritated backside, I embrace the sheer drama and never-for-a-minute-dull weather. It is with embarrassment and shame that I admit to a primal shot of adrenaline at the advancing hurricane season. I have said for years that I could never live anywhere without the threat of a hurricane – I have since eaten those words ‘til I was stuffed. That Katrina did not scour every bit of the drama queen from me is baffling. But there it is; I am awed by the force of nature.
The everyday drama of rapidly changing weather stimulates and never bores. Our much maligned humidity sautés the flora, making the air ripe. The smell of rain approaching, the aroma of grass, jasmine, and clover baking in the summer heat, the theatrics of a lightning storm, even snow – all keeping our senses alive. We live by the whim of nature and her weather patterns, which soothe, thrill and sometimes scare the almighty crap out of us. –Debbie Lindsey
Best Pet Adoption Fair: Jefferson Feed Store, 4421 Jefferson Highway, Jefferson, 733-8572
It’s difficult to gauge an animal’s personality in a depressing and desperate-feeling environment such as a shelter. The negative vibes in kill shelters and the hopelessness seen in the eyes of the barking dogs and mewing cats don’t make it easy for them to find homes or second chances. Jefferson Feed Store understands this. Not only do they keep purring cats and precious kittens in the store, they also sponsor adoption fairs almost every Saturday, bringing in sweet, affectionate dogs unfortunately placed on their shelter’s death row. These animals are often loving pets that were unfortunately surrendered and are now slated for euthanasia, or puppies that the shelters simply don’t have the room for. It’s hard to get a very young pup from many of the local shelters, so the adoption fair at Jefferson Feed is a great opportunity to make a best friend and save a life, all in one shot. –Su-Jit Lin
Best Website Developer: Mudbug Media, 365 Canal Street, Suite 2325, 581-4636
Many web firms have come and gone since web design became a legitimate business, but locally-owned (as you can tell by the company name!) Mudbug Media is celebrating its tenth year and steady rise from humble beginnings. This media company does exceptional custom programming and application development, which basically means that short of getting up and walking away, your site will be able to do anything you can imagine. The graphic designers are all young, fresh talent, which leads to more modern designs and concepts. Also, since they’re small, customer service is exceptional, and the clients really get to know everyone involved with their projects. With really competitive rates (especially for non-profits) and a reputation on the rise, they’re the most effective way to get a professional website quickly and at a reasonable price. –Su-Jit Lin
Best Street to Get Mugged On: Maple Street uptown
Everyone knows the crime rate in New Orleans is … not exactly the best. So we’re not the safest city in the U.S., but hey, that’s another thing that makes being here an adventure. However, part of our crappy statistics also has to do with how easy a person makes it to get themselves robbed. For instance, everyone knows that in the wee hours of the night, after crawling down the Maple Street bar triangle, losing your wallet is a possibility. Being obviously wasted and stumbling alone down Lowerline, Hillary, Cherokee, etc., will make a partygoer a target. On the other hand, is it really possible to leave that street at 3 am sober? I think not – just exercise caution. –Su-Jit Lin
Best Place to Avoid If You Don't Want to Pay for an Emergency Front-End Alignment:
For some reason, out-of-towners consider the weathered streets of New Orleans a part of the city's charm - largely because they do not have to drive on them. Before Katrina, the physical conditions of New Orleans' streets were already notoriously known for their Olympic pool-sized potholes and boulder-like objects protruding from underneath the asphalt. Unfortunately, Katrina flooding caused additional erosive destruction and produced more driver-unfriendly roads. However, the king of all battered streets is a section of North Villere in between Gallier and Congress. This street is so decrepit that drivers who cannot avoid it steer their automobiles to the sidewalk to avoid the car-damaging surprises that lay in wait. It is ridiculous that this stretch of road has existed like this for over thirty years, but recent word from Public Works Director, Robert Mendoza, is that construction will begin on that section of North Villere. We can only cross our fingers, pray and watch for the construction crew. –Danyiell Oviedo
The Best Way to Save a Life Through Sports
Ever thought about completing a marathon, just didn’t know how? The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society- a non-profit organization whose mission is to cure leukemia, lymphoma, Hodgkin’s disease and myeloma, and to improve the quality of life of patients and their families - has the answer. Team in Training is the world’s largest endurance sports training program and provides training to run/walk marathons and half-marathons or participate in triathlons and century (100 mile) bike rides….all while raising money for LLS. With events from Hawaii to California to Disney, Team in Training reaches out to volunteers of all sexes, races, ages, and athletic abilities in finding dedicated athletes to devote six months of their lives to training for an endurance event. Since its inception in 1988, more that 300,000 volunteer participants have helped raise more than $700 million. What better way to get in shape than to “race for a cure”? After all, it just takes one person to save a life. Anyone interested in joining the “Team”? It’s free, and you can find more info at www.teamintraining.org/la. –Liz Navarro
RECREATION
Best City Park: Audubon Park
Audubon Park has something for everyone. If you like to walk, jog, or bike, check out the footpaths that run along the water. Or hang out at the river bend, also known as “The Fly” (so named because of the way it looks on maps and from the air) if you like to sunbathe or picnic. Stroll along the levee on the banks of the Mississippi, and when no one is looking, let your dog slip his leash and run to his or her heart's content. Ride a horse if you've got one, or visit the zoo so the animals will have something new to look at and won't feel so bored. The playground is always a big hit with the under-ten set and their significant others. You can even play a round of golf or take tea or even hold a family reunion in one of the pavilions. My favorite thing to do is to watch all the people having such a good time. The best time to go is the late afternoon when it's not too hot and the air is suffused with a golden light that filters through the trees. Weekdays are best because the park is not so crowded then, and it's easier to find a place to park. –Dan Nelson
The Best Place to Watch a Baseball Game Greer Field at Turchin Stadium
Tulane’s post-Katrina addition, the $10.5 million dollar state-of-the-art facility, is this year’s hands down winner. After coming out of their C-USA shell in recent years, Tulane now welcomes the house that Jones built. Diehard Greenies everywhere can now relax in the comfort of their own baseball home, on campus I might add, and enjoy the show with more than enough creature comforts to please even the pickiest. The field is composed of entirely of FieldTurf, which is also being used in all of the newer MLB and NFL parks around the country. Also, Turchin Stadium can now seat 5000 fans comfortably, and has private suites for those needing extra comfort. Plus with the enormous Daktonics Scoreboard in left-field teaching us rookies the words to the Hullabaloo, we say grab your peanuts and Cracker Jacks and head Uptown. –Liz Navarro
The Best Place to Go for a Run
Sorry all you levee lovers, but Audubon Park takes the cake. Possibly the only place that you can go for a jog without having to worry about being chased by dogs, and having the comfort of knowing facilities are available if the need arises makes this park a wonderland. On any given day you can see runners, joggers, cyclists, walkers, and yes, “sitters” just enjoying the lush shade under the trees, or feeding the swarms of hungry ducks living in the pond. Audubon Park is a must see spot on many –a- tourist’s agenda, being that is adjacent to the Audubon Zoo, but it’s okay ... us locals will share. –Liz Navarro
Best Place to Wear Your Dog Out: Dog Park, the levee on Leake at Broadway and Magazine St.
The unofficial dog park by the Fly Uptown will fast become a favorite spot if you have a dog that can be trusted off-leash. This huge expanse of manicured grass gives dogs and humans alike a great lookout point, and access to the river can be found down the path by the Army Corps of Engineers building. Hordes of playful dogs of all breeds and ages can be found here, tails in full swing, and the owners that frequent this stretch tend to be a younger, more laid-back yet active crowd than you’ll find at Cabrini in the French Quarter. Bring your energy (a visit here is a workout for vigilant owners as well!) and plenty of treats, and get ready to make both two- and four-legged friends. –Su-Jit Lin